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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Be vague in your order.
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Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD.
Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't.
