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State Your Order And Say That's As Far As This Relationship Is Going To Get.
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How to Order Pizza By Phone
State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
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Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.
OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
15 things every woman SHOULD HAVE and SHOULD KNOW by the time she's 30.
[Author: Pam Satran <prsatran@comcast.net> published by Glamour in May 1997] SHOULD HAVE...
Every Woman Should... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE: 1. One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you've come.
2. Enough money within your control to move out and rent a place on your own, even if you never want or need to....
There are three kinds of sex: 1. Kitchen sex - This is usually when you're first together.
You'll do it ANYWHERE. 2. Bedroom sex - As your relationship progresses this is the usual place for sex....
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was: > Why do the Spanish put punctuation before and after a sentence?...
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