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• I wonder what this button does....
• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
  Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
• Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
• I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
• I wonder what our children will look like.
• I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
• WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
  2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....