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• If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words.
• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
  She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck!...
• Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why.
  ..." Be creative....
• A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
  As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling....
• HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?" SHE: "No, why?
  HE: "It's just that you look so crummy......
• A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
  In the first room she said she would like a pale blue....
• Mitchell F. Wyle wyle@ethz.uucp Heard this from a friend - he doesn't remember where it came from, but it isn't recent.
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt....