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Order While Using An Electric Knife Sharpener.
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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
Related:
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering.
Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that....
If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear.
The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean....
An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
Why don't they make an electric battery... ?
What the world needs is an electric match.
They have an all electric home. Everything in it is charged.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep --R.K.D.