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• A "classified government laboratory" in Great Britain has allegedly reported successful replication of of the "Fleischmann Cold Fusion Effect" (note they didn't mention Pons)
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
• Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
• Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
  Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
• A Fishy Story It was April 4th 44, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving downtown Atlantis, my Baracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating.
  I pulled into a Shell Station, they said I'd blown a seal....
• Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
• Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.