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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Eliminate verbs from your speech.
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Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Let your speech be better than silence.
This software will eliminate all mitsakes!
For a Free America -- Eliminate the ACLU
Computers also eliminate spare time.
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Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!