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  When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs....
• What should you do if your dog is missing? Check the lost and hound.
• You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school.
  "Really?" the kid said. "Well when he was your age, he was president....
• Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
• Happiness is a loud belch.
• You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog.
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  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....