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  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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  Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn't be able to take off with more weight than that....
• A friend of mine told me this one. Two men were at a poker game that had run late
  3:00 AM to be exact Man1: You know what I hate about these games?...
• The Burglar... Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
  He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say...
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged.
  Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam....
• childhood --- I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window....