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• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
  For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals....
• Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
• What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
  At a straight rodeo, they yell "Ride that sucker....
• Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.
  .. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam....
• Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
• Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
• Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking....