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Start A Brawl In The Middle Of The Exam.
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Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
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Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
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A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30.
He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit", he says to the doctor....
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Do you know who I am? It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university.
Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class!...
Welcome to the Current Middle Ages!