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  He poked so hard that the point went all the way through the door (cheap door)....
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• Blonde Jokes Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
  They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't....
• All this talk about practical jokes reminds me of one I heard about in high school.
  It seems that a psychology class decided to give their new found knowledge of the "power of suggestion" a little test....
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• TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
  After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude....
• Making The Rounds... A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning round
  and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand....
• A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling.
  Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning....
• Guy asks friend if friend talks to his wife during sex.
  Other guy responds, "Sure, if she happens to call!...