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• I needed to paint my house, so I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint in the shape of my house.
  I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included so I had to buy them again....
• miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
• What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
  ------------ What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?...
• A Smile Is Like A Sunrise On An Ice Floe!
• Blonde Jokes Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
  They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't....
• > Tagline on the other side of the screen.
• This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the highway.
  We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot....
• Quotes From Groucho Marx: - Time flies like an arrow.
  Fruit flies like a banana. - Room service? Send up a larger room....
• You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd....