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During The Exam, Take Apart Everything Around You. Desks, Chairs, Anything You Can Reach.
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During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
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Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
Mother's Dictionary AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
MOTHER'S DICTIONARY: AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
A Cat's Guide: TRAINING YOUR HUMAN 1. CHAIRS AND RUGS
** If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
Proper fits What is a human resource? Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs?
Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement....
Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
The USENET Guide to Power Posting 1. Conspiracies abound
If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly* be that you're a fuckhead....