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• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• A telephone call: - Hello! - Yes, who is this? - I'm Watt.
  - What's your name? - Watt's my name. - Yes, what's your name?...
• Looking for a good time? Call 1-900-555-1212, and speak to the most beautiful operators West of the Atlantic!
  Hear them say "What city please, big boy?" They'll get you hot, asking you "What's the party's name, you luscious piece of man-meat?...
• Q: To what question is the answer "9W." A: "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a V?
• Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
• One night when you have a few friends around, take turns calling the same phone number, a really obnoxious acquaintance that won't recognize your voices is always a good choice.
  When the person answers, try to leave a message for John Smith (or any name that sounds real)....
• YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
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