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  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Rub him out... One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
  The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya?...
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• Sammy Davis, Jr. passes through the Pearly Gate and runs into Rock Hudson.
  "Rock," he says, "You can smoke'em or poke'em, but one way or another, them butts are sure to kill you....
• Housework, if done right, can kill you.
• If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art.
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  Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q...
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....