Letters To God From Children" Dear God, In Sunday School They Told Us What You Do.

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"Letters to God from children"

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are
on vacation? - Jane

Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Allison

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words
in the house? - Anita

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't
You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
okay? - Neil

Dear God,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything. - Jane

Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if
you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
- Joyce

Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our
day of rest. - Tom L.

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can
look it up. - Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton
because I hate her. - Denise

Dear God,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. - Danny

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much
hair all over. - Sam

Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean

Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
- Nan

Dear God,
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
- Rob

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha

Dear God,
If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes.
- Mickey D.

Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did
it So, I bet he stoled Your idea. Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you
fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would
do.
Eddie

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You
to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already.
- Charles

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool! - Eugene

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