Related:

• Q: What's the NEW use Montana boys have found for sheep? -- They use them for wool!
• Did you hear they have a new use sheep in Iraq? Wool.
• Q: Where do they get virgin wool? A: Ugly sheep.
• To reformat a CD-ROM, use steel wool & heavy pressure
• Q: What do elephants use for a tampons? A: Sheep
• Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep she went to sleep, then she found it was a ram, Mary had a little lamb.
• Top 30 Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy when You're at Home 1.
  Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbours have held for at least three weeks, discarding two of five....
• WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR TAMPONS? SHEEP. WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR VIBRATORS? EPILEPTICS.
• Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.
  Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid down and be quiet....