Related:

• Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
  He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe....
• Unknown Did you hear about the ship that ran aground carrying a cargo of red and black paints?
  Yeah -- the whole crew was marooned....
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
  He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....
• Q: How do you sink a polish submarine. A: Knock on the door!!
• WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
  BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED!...
• MORE OXYMORONS ... helicopter with an ejection seat.
  ... submarine with a screen door. ... solar powered nightlight....
• Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent?
  He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits....
• Did you hear the one about the statistician? -Probably....