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  A: 13 passengers were marooned....
• Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned...
• when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
• Did you hear about the Iraqi submarine? --It sank.
  The crew forgot to close the screen door....
• Did you hear about the aggie who spent three hours in the library trying to look up Author Unknown?
• Arkansas Q: Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
  A: Winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?...
• Unknown Did you hear about the town that always had the same population?
  Every time a child was born someone left town....
• Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
  They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
• Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
  -He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting....