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Did You Hear The Bad News About The Crisis In The Gulf?
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Did you hear the bad news about the crisis in the Gulf?
Jane Fonda's going to Baghdad to speak to Hussein....
The *good* news is -- Ted Kennedy's driving her to the airport!
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This guy goes to church one day. The preacher asks, "Well, what brings you to church?
We haven't seen you since you got married." The guy says, "Well, I keep watching the news, and all those reporters keep talking about 'Crisis in the Gulf....
Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
!!...
Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....
There's good news and bad news on the investigation of the nuclear missile dropped overboard near Japa
The good news is that the U.S. Navy is going to scan for signs of excess radiation....
The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says, I've got good news and bad news.
The man says, give me the bad news first. The doctor says, the bad news is you have AIDS....
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KEATING VET. ADMIN JANE FONDA EDUCATION DAN QUAYLE HEALTH DR....
So, the doctor goes into the sick man's room... "I have some GOOD news and some BAD news", the Doctor said.
"Well, let's hear the GOOD news frist", the Man said the doc pauses....
Good news and bad news: The Good News: They finally found Rock Hudson's long-lost wallet!
The bad news:.....Your picture was in it!...