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• A preacher stopped at the butcher shop one afternoon to get some meat for the evening meal.
  He said to the butcher, "May I have a pound of ham, please....
• Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
  My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
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• Did you hear the bad news about the crisis in the Gulf?
  Jane Fonda's going to Baghdad to speak to Hussein....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....