Top Ten List of People Saddam Hussein Would Like to Sleep With and Why
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10. Leona Helmsley-- It's only natural that the king and queen of guest
accommodations should sleep together.
9. Nancy Reagan-- Your lips just say no, but your eyes just say yes,
yes, yes.
8. Felicia Rashad-- She's a foxy Muslim.
7. Imelda Marcos-- Let me show you a real dictator.
6. Warren Beatty-- Doesn't everyone want to?
5. Zsa Zsa Gabor-- He says he's never slept with a Hungarian camel
before.
4. Tammy Faye Bakker-- He respects a woman who covers her face.
3. Mrs. Fletcher-- Perhaps her and Life Call can get me up.
2. Donna Rice-- He likes a woman with no excuses.
1. Anyone from 2-Live-Crew-- Because me so horny too.
