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• Do you know why the new [ethnic] navy is buying glass-bottom boats for their new fleet?
  So they can see the old [ethnic] navy....
• Why does Iraq have glass bottom ships? So they can keep track of their air force.
• Why does the Iraqi air force only need half the training of US air force?
  They only need to know how to take off....
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• How many Iraqi's does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why worry, they'll be plenty of light any time soon....
• Ask a Silly Question... Returning from an all-services conference, a Navy Officer and an Air Force Officer found themselves seated next to each other on the long flight from LA to DC.
  After an hour or so into the flight, the Navy Officer leaned over to the Air Force Officer and asked him if he would like to play a fun game....
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
  An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
• Q: What does an Iraqi woman call a sheep? A: Competition.