An Arab Came To New York And Opened A Rug Shop In An Out-of-the-way Neighborhood.

I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said....
Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
Mr. Weissenblat, a middle-aged meek Jew, is on a plane for Israel, in a window seat.
Just before take-off, this HUGE arab wearing a beautiful gaudy multi- coloured gown walks up and sits down beside him....
Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
"Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
Continuing the series on scientific socialism... This NUTWORKS article fully supports the observations we have made about electricity.
Here in the Baltic we have made precise mesurements regarding the speed of electricity....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....