Iraq

Iraq

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How do you know when an Iraqi is done being baptized? - When the bubbles stop.
How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung? - When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels are 2" above the ground.
The top 10 good things about being in Iraq right now, from "Late Night With David Letterma
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EQUATION FOR SOLVING THE GULF CRISIS ------------------------------------ (Iraq) + (cruise missiles) + (F15 Fighter/Bombers) + (Stealth Fighters) + (2000 lb bombs) = GIANT GLASS PARKING LOT.
Question: Where the hell is Amman, Jordan located ?
Answer : Between Iraq and a HARD place !!!! HEY SADAMM....
Here's the official Iraqi weather forecast for the next few day
What is going to be the latest addition to Saddam's Palace? - Nuclear Power!
What do you say to an Iraqui? - Hold this marshmallow for me!
How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
What will be the best outcome of the Iraq war? - The Saudi's will have a GREAT place to park!

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