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• What is the new Iraqi SECRET WEAPON? The STEALTH CAMEL.
  What do you call an Iraqi jet fighter in the Persian Gulf?...
• Stealth Fighter?, I'll believe it whewI see it!
• Twas the Night Before Desert-Storm ----------------------------------- 'Twas the night before Desert-Storm and all through Iraq Not a weapon was stirring not even a track.
  When up, in the air, there arose such a clatter Saddam jumped from bed to see what was the matter....
• The Soviets say they're testing their own new cruise missiles.
  There's one comfort: They're not testing ours....
• This guy goes to church one day. The preacher asks, "Well, what brings you to church?
  We haven't seen you since you got married." The guy says, "Well, I keep watching the news, and all those reporters keep talking about 'Crisis in the Gulf....
• Upcoming MasterCard Commercial: Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $
  25 million Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter - $...
• Did you hear the bad news about the crisis in the Gulf?
  Jane Fonda's going to Baghdad to speak to Hussein....
• Here's the official Iraqi weather forecast for the next few day
  Temperatures reaching 6000 degrees Mostly overcast, with some scattered mushroom clouds and 500 pound bombs throughout the countryside coming from nowhere....
• Why does Iraq have glass bottom ships? So they can keep track of their air force.