To: All employees
Re: Special High Intensity Training
In order to insure that we continue to produce the higest quality work
possible, it will be our policy to keep all empoyees well trained through
our program of " SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are giving
our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other employer in the state.
If you feel you do not recieve your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your immediate supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T. list of special attention.
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