Dave And His Mum Went To The Zoo.
Dave Enjoyed Watching The Ferocious Animals But There Was Something Even
More Interesting Here, Something That The Boy Had Not Seen Before
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Dave and his mum went to the zoo.
Dave enjoyed watching the ferocious animals but there was something even
more interesting here, something that the boy had not seen before
... skunks!
"Mummy, mummy", he said, "I must have a skunk, I must, I must!!!"
"Well ok, my boy, but we'll have to steal one as
you can't buy them in the shops."
"But mummy where could we hide it to smuggle it out?", Dave asked curiously.
"Oh that's no problem: I'll hide it down my pants!", his mum said.
"But wot about the smell?", Dave asked.
"Oh that's no problem, if it dies we can always steal another!"
