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Three Guys Are Debating Who Has The Best Memory: Guy 1
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Three guys are debating who has the best memory:
Guy 1: I can remember the first day of my First Grade class.
Guy 2: I can remember my first day at Nursery School!
Guy 3: Heck that's nuthin', I can remember going to the senior prom
with my father, and coming home with my mother.
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