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Yrneh Etac VII --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will.
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Yrneh Etac VII
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(novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere)
If anything can go wrong, it will.
From etac4@nowhere Sun Nov 18 01:31:55 1990
From: etac4@nowhere (Yrneh Etac IV - Error 0)
Subject: Funky stuff - part 143
A boxer suffers from insomnia. A friend advises: "Try counting till you
get asleep." Next day: "It didn't work: at 9 I always got up again."
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