A golfer and his wife are playing and he slices his tee shot over
behind a shed. After examining the situation, he concludes that if
they open both the front and rear doors of the shed, he could play
his second shot through the shed. He lines up and his wife goes to
open the doors. As she is waiting, she wonders what is happening and
peeks around the door. Unfortunately, just at that moment her husband
hits and his ball strikes her squarely in the head, killing her instantly.
The distraught husband avoids golf for a year, but 5 years later he is
remarried and happily playing golf again with his new wife. Oddly
enough, he happens to slice on the same hole and lands in almost the
same spot. His wife says, "Honey, if I open the front and back door
of that shed, I think you could play through." He answers, "No, don't
do that. The last time I tried that I took an 8 on this hole!"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
