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• Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on your wall? A: Art.
• What do you call an Irishman with no lower legs? Neil.
• What do you call an Irishman in a Vat of Acid? Stu.
• What do you call a man with no arms and no legs: In a butcher shop?
  Chuck. In the mail? Bill....
• Q: What do you call two guys hanging from the wall? A: Curt and Rod
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• What do you call a IYFIG at University? The caretaker.
• What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.