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• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
• A man marries a JEG/KfS [Joke Ethnic Group/Known for Stupidity] woman and all is well for a time.
  And, as such things happen, they eventually are going to have a baby....
• LETTERS TO WELFARE For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a certain level.
  The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Departmentin applications for support of receiving payments....
• Lawyer Laughs They're things people actually said in court, word for word.
  Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q...
• Three married couples, aged 20,30,40 years old, want to join the Orthodox Church of Sexual Repression.
  Near the end of the interview, the priest informs them that before they can be accepted they will have to pass one small test....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• Yrneh Etac VI - No such device or address --------------- (novax!
  owhere!etac6) OR (etac6@nowhere) If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• MARRIAGE HUMOR MARRIAGE HUMOR by Jack Henshall -------------------------------------------- Some old.
  ..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...