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Question on an application form for a newspaper:
5. You have the choice of saving a drowning man or getting a
Pulitzer Prize winning photograph. What type of film would you use?
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were drowning, and you could only save one of them.
.. Would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?...
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When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
THE MYSTERIOUS TOOTHPASTE MAN, SORT OF (Zoom in on man's face.
Omnipresent announcer's voice in background, low and clear) "This man is a proctologist, so we can't show you his butt on T....
There's no skid marks before the lawyer What do you have if you have 100 lawyers drowning in a lake?
A good start....
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What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....