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Q: What Is Bright Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot? A: A Carrot.
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Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell? A: Dung.
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That is what I'd call a dead parrot!
Q: How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a DC-9?
>A: Two, and a fifth Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot of Exxon tanker jokes to me....
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Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots....
Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman!