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• An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough.
  In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in the water....
• Two Polish peasants are loitering by the side of the road one day when a tourist pulls up in his car.
  He winds down the window and asks: "Do you speak English?...
• A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....
• WISCONSIN-ISMS A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland.
  A careful study of these terms is recommended before attempting conversation with the native cheese-heads....
• While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
  He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....
• While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
  He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....
• A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
  While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....
• And now... the saga continues...) A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
  While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....