An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is
obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough. In his hand is
an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in
the water. The tourist decides to humour the fellow and asks: "Have you
caught anything yet?" The village idiot looks up and studies the stranger,
before saying: "Aye, you be the seventh today."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...