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• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
  When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union....
• Women: Would that we could fall into their hearts without falling into their hands ...
• Mr. Reagan says he can't understand why interest rates are so high.
  Well, an old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we should look for the part money plays in it....
• If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
• If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
• I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
  She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
• Blonde Scout Leader... Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip.
  Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend....