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• Only In America A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
  We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off....
• If we don't harpoon whales, then where will we get oil?
• If everyone lived forever, where would we all park!?
• Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? A: They're worth it.
• James Thurber: "I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
• A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
• Where will we live?" she then asked.