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• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
• Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye deer.
• Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? Have no ideer.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a jewelry store? Ruby.
• The Cow What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
• What do you call an Irishman with no lower legs? Neil.
• Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs? A: A "nightcrawler".