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• How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? Wave to him.
• Question: How do you kill an Aggie? Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head.
• An Irishman sat in a pub drinking beer all afternoon.
  The bartender was getting concerned because the Irishman hadn't gotten up....
• Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!" Cop
  How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to help him....
• Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
  The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face....
• Did you hear about the computer salesman with two red ears who went to the doctors office?
  The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....