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How Do You Get A One-armed Irishman Out Of A Tree? Wave To Him.
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How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Related:
How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear? Ring him up while he's ironing.
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And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....