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• How many men does it take to clean a toilet? None, it's women's work!
• How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire? None. They don't have it.
• How many Californians does it take to screw a litebulb? -None- they screw on beaches.
• Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A:: None of your damn business!...
• How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None--New Haven looks better in the dark....
• Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem.
• Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It turned itself in.
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...