A guy dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him warmly
at the gates of Hell, and they enter a long coridor. As
they walk along, the Devil explains, " Now that you're in
Hell, you must choose the manner in which you must spend all
eternity. I will show you some rooms and you must choose one."
They get to the first room. The door opens, and the man
peers in. An endless circle of the damned with weights strapped
to their backs walk around barefoot on hot coals. "Oh, I don't think
I like that" said the man. They continue to the second room.
In the second room, the damned walk around, listening to
elevator muzak, walking on broken glass. "Oh, I don't think I
could stand that" said the man.
In the last room, the man was surprised to find the damned
standing around up to their armpits in sh*t, drinking cofee.
"That doesn't look so bad!" said the man. "I'll stay here
for eternity." "Very well," said the Devil, closing the door
behind him.
"Hmm... this isn't so bad" thought the man, as a Demon
gave him a cup of coffee. Suddenly, the room supervisor
called out on his megaphone...
" ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, COFFEE BREAK'S OVER! BACK ON YOUR HEADS! "
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
