There is this panda walking through a red light district when he sees a
prostitute beckoning him. Feeling an urge he decides to go along with her
and she leads him upstairs where they have sex.
Half an hour later, he pulls up his boxer shorts and makes way for the door.
"Oi, you, where do you think you are going ?" cries the prostitute.
"You are supposed to pay me"
"I don't pay for my sex " replies the panda, " ..and anyway where does it say
that I am supposed to pay you anyway"
The prostitute, hearing this, goes to a bookshelf and produces a dictionary.
"'Ere, 'ave a look at this".
The panda takes the dictionry, claws through ( pandas don't have thumbs )
comes to p.. pr.. "Here it is, prostitute, woman who gives sexual favours
for money ..."
"Aha , there it is" says the prostitute.
"Take this and look up panda" says the panda returning the dictionary.
The prostitute reads "Panda, small bear, eats shoots and leaves."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
