John was a bit kinky. One evening he got himself
a prostitute and they both went up in a hotelroom where
John said ".. I got a litle .. litle favor to ask".
"OK, but you have to pay extra for that" said the
prostitute. John took all his clothes off, went into the
shower, turn it on and said "Now.. Take the hairdryer,
turn it on and blink the lights". The prostitute turned
the hairdryer on and when she started blinking the lights
John moaned with pleasure. "Oh Oh man,this is great. Now
I'm standing in the middle of a forest. It's raining
cats and dogs and the lightnings lit up the sky. The wind
is blowing and in distance you can hear thunders."
"OK OK" said the prostitute "Isn't it time to make
love now ?". "Are you CRAZY" answered John
"in THIS weather?".
Editors Note:
Here it is folks, the oneliner file. Over the past year, I have
received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but
not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
