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• Q: Do you know how to tell when a family of flamingoes has moved into the house next door?
  A: They decorate the lawn with plastic mexicans....
• Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
• AS A MATTER OF FACT IT WAS BENCHLEY. PARKER'S OTHER CLASSIC LINE HAD TO DO WHEN SHE AND A YOUNG ACTRESS ARRIVED AT A HOTEL DOOR AT THE SAME TIME.
  THE ACTRESS HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR DOROTHY SAYING AGE BEFORE BEAUTY , PARKER WENT THROUGH THE DOOR SAYING JUST LOUD ENOUGH FOR OTJERS TO HEAR " AND PEARLS BEFORE SWINE....
• This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how effective it is.
  When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray and scotch tape it to his door AND to the door frame near the knob....
• In a similar vein, tell your victim that you have a test of coordination you would like him to try with you.
  Find a door with a fairly large crack between the door and the wall when the door is open....
• Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
• Q: How do you sink a polish submarine. A: Knock on the door!!
• Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker? A: The No-bell Prize.
• During my freshman year at OSU, Some of the guys in my floor "discovered" this (on about the second day 8-).
  The doors in the "Tower" dorms have a lever shaped door handle, but the pennies still work if the person has locked their door (for instance, to sleep)....