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  The American is first. He points behind the firing squad and shouts, "FLOOD!...
• ONCE UPON A TIME A POLOCK, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN WERE GOING TO BE SHOT BY A FIRING SQUAD.
  WHEN THE AMERICAN WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT HE SHOUTED OUT "TORNADO!...
• Three friends got together and went to Mexico for a holiday.
  While they were there they were picked up for buying and smoking pot and were sent before a firing squad....
• AN AMERICAN, A FRENCHMAN, AND A POLOCK WERE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS IN SEARCH OF A PLACE TO HIDE FROM A FIRING SQUAD IN HOT PURSUIT.
  AS THEY WERE MOVING THROUGH THE FOREST THEY HEARD SOUNDS OF THE APPROACHING SEARCH PARTY AND THE DECIDED TO TAKE TO THE TREES TO HIDE....
• Three guys - a Frenchman, a German and a Polack, were sitting in a bar.
  In walked a mean looking black guy looking for a fight....