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• During Jesus' crucifixion, a mob of angry people gathered at the base of the hill that his cross sat on top of.
  The guards kept all of them back, includ- ing his disciples....
• Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf.
  At one part of the course, they came up to a short shot over a shallow pond....
• A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked
  I know I was good during my life, and I really appreciate being brought to Heaven, but I'm really curious....
• Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question....
• You CAN Bring It With You There was a rich man who was near death.
  He was very worried because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven....
• The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on the door.
  Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....
• The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
  So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day....
• Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John, come here, quick!
  John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord....
• Two Priests... Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down....